Global warming and the destruction of the environment. Surely one of humanity’s greatest problems to date. “Greenhouse gasses’ ‘ like methane and carbon dioxide make earth a heating box of humidity with the global temperature rising 0.17f per decade since the turn of the 20th century. Weather related natural disasters get worse every year with more and more people losing their jobs, homes and families to hurricanes far out of their control. If this problem of global warming due to the industrialist society we have trapped ourselves in is not solved, we will either deplete the un-renewable resources and destroy the world fighting for the last drop, or drown half the world’s economy under a rising sea level that will drown all coastal cities. The problem is not being solved by electric cars, hoverboards or elon musk. All new electric alternatives are no different than their gas powered counterparts. You are not saving the universe from your car exhaust, the fumes that come out of you car just come out of a massive smokestack somewhere else by driving your electric cars. Politics and reforms in the past Have done very little to help anything, the only policy of note working being the Montreal protocol which has its hands in saving the ozone layer. However policy cannot be trusted in the hands of capitalism or communism. China being the world’s largest polluter and the government working only in their own interests, And The U.S being a political system while although elected by the people exist on the foundation of large corporations who see environmental conservation as a red flag for profits, both see no future in saving the world as the very fabric of their progress and existence would vaporize.  

So the only available alternative to imminent doom is to revert to your primitive ways you foolish primate. Stop burning fossil fuels. You have no option not to. This solution involves every human being on the planet. Democracy has not been around long enough, nor is it fast enough to come up with a solution to save the planet. Other forms of government where their leaders are not elected but the power is shared among others causes infighting and acclimation of personal wealth which causes said power to have a larger carbon footprint. My solution involves having a superintelligent god king, who has ruling over all 7.9 billion people. This solution is great, because it means that your grandchildren will be able to go to work and get married. Sure, they might have to walk to their job and hire a string orchestra to dj at their wedding because speakers are illegal and indirectly cause global warming but its better than the track we are on. The track we are on, in short, Will have your grandchildren cowering behind a large chunk of rubble as their city is destroyed for the precious last drops of gasoline is scavenged for by world governments so they can continue to run their tanks. Besides, the vote is in. 99.999999999% of people have already said yes to this premise and the role as environmental lord is already being filled as you read. Infact dear reader, you are the only human being on the planet that has not agreed with this decision. And to you I say conform. Does this throw away the freedoms of man and the simple idea of freedom and choices? Yes. Does that sound ridiculous? yes. But, humanity had its choices, and they chose wrong. You are a part of humanity and so now you take the blame, and must be controlled before it is to late. We threw our ability to be free people when we chose the path of being an extinct people by the next couple of generations. Now that you’ve realized this truly is the only way to save the human race. realistically speaking your final counter argument would be “Well, who is fit for this position”. And finally, to you I present my dog bingo, super intelligent environmental lord. Truely, the only way to fix humanity’s problems with fossil fuels and our other previous detrimental environmental decisions is to have a being outside of the human looking glass that can peer in, Immune from the issues that plague today’s leaders like wealth, greed and protection of one’s own religious beliefs. Bingo the dog only values naptime, which is in direct correlation with buying planet earth more time, and keeping places like New York city out of the ocean. Conclusively, world governments are too new and slow to introduce change, and single person dictatorships/monarchies are how people have been ruled for melinnea, and only somebody, or something not a part of a conflict or issue can mediate it correctly. Conform to the almighty leader and savior bingo the dog.