The secrets behind Mr. Smolka
Coltrane Cho and Alen Neljkovic
April 4, 2017
Filed under Humor
This video is purely satirical and not meant to be considered serious.
March Madness slip-up
April 4, 2017
The iSchool is known for its very “out of the box” ideas and school spirit events like Twin Day, Shirt Day, and Family Feud. However, there's one extra important event for those basketball fans called March Madness. March Madness! Well, not the kind you know but the iSchool’s version of it. ...
Love-hate relationship with my pants
Anabelle Gonzalez, Reporter
March 31, 2017
You’re in the store trying on jeans. You’ve been in the store for an hour trying to find the perfect pair. Every one you’ve put on has - made your butt look flat, and some are too tight or too baggy. Then, once you find a pair that fits you flawlessly, fast forward to the next day, and you're wearing...
When your hair has a mind of its own
March 31, 2017
Filed under Humor
Do you ever feel like shaving your hair? Like just all of it to get rid of that demon on your head? When you're tying up your hair, does the elastic ever break and you have a meltdown? Well, I do, and if you do too let me give you some tips so you don't go bald. If you have curly hair like me, you know wha...
Luckily There’s A Family Guy!
Kamil Kuzminski, Reporter
March 27, 2017
Filed under Arts & Entertainment, Humor, Opinion
Comedy - professional entertainment consisting of jokes and satirical sketches, intended to make an audience laugh. A rare breed in the pack that makes life worth living. From stand-up to memes, comedy offers a wide-range of humor from chuckles to balloon-bursting laughter. For Family Guy, this is ea...
Short, short, and angry
January 19, 2017
When I was in elementary school, I was taller than everyone. I was a nubian goddess walking through the fields of prosperity, and then everyone hit their growth spurts. I hit my growth spurt in third grade, which resulted in waiting another 4-5 years for the next one and by that time it was too lat...
Saturday Night Live: Joking or attacking?
January 11, 2017
Filed under Humor
Saturday Night Live, or SNL, is quite possibly one of the bravest and/or stupidest shows on earth. As the actors making fun in their own words our new “orange, stupid, soul eating president” and his new “best buddy PUTIN!!!” SNL had has been mocking our new about our new President-...
Najip Gil: Class clown
January 10, 2017
Filed under Humor
It’s 9:30 in the morning, and some students are slowly sipping coffee. Others are half-asleep, barely listening to the teacher. Not Najip Gil. Najip sits atop the table twisted into a pretzel, purposefully mispronouncing obviously simple words and overall lightening the mood. Mornings, along with...
I want to be part of your world
January 9, 2017
Filed under Humor
Dear Disney, As a kid, I imagined that becoming a teenager was going to be the pinnacle of all that is good in this world. I was ready for wearing heels in high school, perfect make up, driving, a Honda yet I wear vans, chapstick, and take the train. What a wake up call. I swore I would be 5’...
Why was the geometry teacher late to work?
January 9, 2017
He took the Rhom-bus. The close knit community of the iSchool can attribute its success to the teacher send students relationships that are formed through humility and humor. Teachers in the iSchool cracks jokes with their students to form bonds and make students comfortable but contrary to popular beli...
Urine trouble in the boys bathroom
January 9, 2017
Filed under Humor
Oh, suds! There’s no more soap in the bathroom! How are you supposed to wash your hands now? Franticly, you try to find some other way to clean your hands. Most of the time when you think of a bathroom, you associate the word with a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and soap. These are the fundamental items...
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