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Verne Troyer vs. Andre the Giant

Verne Troyer vs. Andre the Giant

Ben Langsam

January 18, 2019


Filed under Humor, Opinion

Throughout history, there have been some matchups that everyone have wanted but never happened. Ali vs. Tyson, Jordan vs. LeBron, etc. But there has been matchups that could really change the way people view things. So this is the question that maybe not all of us have been asking, but all of us w...

The most amazing article anyone has ever read

The most amazing article anyone has ever read

Samuel Dexter Dore

January 18, 2019


Filed under Humor

News has always taken an important role in our culture, since it is how many, if not all of us get our information, whether through news itself, or hearing about news. It is the reason journalists should be held in such a high regard, since without newspapers, or news shows, the common citizen would...

Evidence to prove that Kung Fu Panda is real

Evidence to prove that Kung Fu Panda is real

Jye Bloome, Copy Editor

January 17, 2019


Filed under Humor

Picture this: You’re walking down the street in peace, minding your own business until you realize that there is a person rapidly approaching you. Eventually, the person comes up to you and asks to hand over all your money. You’re frightened, shocked, and mixed with an overload of emotions. When a...

Snapchat vs. Instagram

Snapchat vs. Instagram

Maia Turman-Cooke, Reporter

January 11, 2019


Filed under Humor, Opinion

  You know when people say, “What happens in a place stays in a place.” It’s a different case for social media. What happens on social media stays on Google forever. According to the NORC at the University of Chicago, “76 percent of American teens age 13-17 use Instagram” and “75 percent of teens use Snapchat.” So many kids use social media, n...

Pigeons: City Folk or Government Spies?

Pigeons: City Folk or Government Spies?

Duncan Levine, Reporter

January 10, 2019


Filed under Humor

If you live in New York City, or any city for that matter, you run into pigeons every day. At the bagel cart, walking home, or even in the subway, pigeons aren’t escapable. Whether you view them as “the rats of the sky,” as New York City Park Commissioner Thomas C. Fields, referred to them as,...

Lunchtime: The 45 minute rush for food!

Lunchtime: The 45 minute rush for food!

Jesse Hoffman and Ruby Gower

January 8, 2019


Filed under Humor, Opinion

Lunchtime at any high school can be hectic, but the NYC iSchool in Manhattan has especially crazy lunch breaks. Stories abound about these city adventures, and often many things have happened by the time the students swipe back in to go back to class in the afternoon. These breaks can be talked abou...

The Customer is NOT Always Right

The Customer is NOT Always Right

Fernando Rodriguez, Copy Editor

January 8, 2019


Filed under Humor, Opinion

There are many phrases within the english language that don’t make any sense; as a result, people have stopped saying them as to not look dumb or receive criticism for their use of the phrase. Many phrases, such as the infamous “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” have already received the chopp...

Why Peter Griffin would beat the rock in hand-to-hand combat

Why Peter Griffin would  beat the rock in hand-to-hand combat

Jye Bloome, Copy Editor

January 7, 2019


Filed under Humor

When you think of the ideal male physique, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it tall? Strong? Athletic? Somebody famous for their looks? These are the types of things that usually come to mind for the average person. However, if you though of any of these things, you would be incorrect. The answ...

Pre-investigation: The iSchool cult

Pre-investigation: The iSchool cult

Micah Gomez and Hervin Reyes

November 15, 2018


Filed under Humor

There’s definitely a cult at the iSchool. While it may be common knowledge to us experts, not many other people know about it. So we’re here to tell you all about it. You may think: How can a seemingly perfect school have a cult? That’s the thing--the perfect nature of this school is s...

PSA, tie your shoes

Micah Gomez, Reporter

March 27, 2018


Filed under Humor

Imagine walking down the hall with your friends. You notice the loosening of your shoelace beneath you, but the thought passes, for it was simply not enough to disengage yourself from the conversation of--intellectuals. Now your group of friends are walking down the stairwells. People scowl as your...

Gum: The most important school supply

Gum: The most important school supply

Mayrav Estrin, Reporter

March 27, 2018


Filed under Humor

Picture this: it’s the period after lunch, and you just bought an overpriced pack of Extra peppermint gum from the deli across the street. You carefully and quietly peel off the plastic wrapper from the pack, so you can finally chew on some gum. You meticulously take out a piece and all of a sudden...

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