Memes confusing in every sense of the word
Micah Gomez, Hervin Reyes, Sam Jarvis, and Chanzlah Julien
March 27, 2018
Filed under Humor
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PSA, tie your shoes
Micah Gomez, Reporter
March 27, 2018
Filed under Humor
Imagine walking down the hall with your friends. You notice the loosening of your shoelace beneath you, but the thought passes, for it was simply not enough to disengage yourself from the conversation of--intellectuals. Now your group of friends are walking down the stairwells. People scowl as your...
Gum: The most important school supply
Mayrav Estrin, Reporter
March 27, 2018
Filed under Humor
Picture this: it’s the period after lunch, and you just bought an overpriced pack of Extra peppermint gum from the deli across the street. You carefully and quietly peel off the plastic wrapper from the pack, so you can finally chew on some gum. You meticulously take out a piece and all of a sudden...
Memes: Heaven’s alternative or hell?
Shamsul Hasan Chowdhury, Copy Editor
March 26, 2018
Filed under Humor
Hahaha, Hehehe, Lmao, OMG, I literally can’t, LOL, I am DEAD, etc. These acronyms or phrases might be a comment you left after looking at a “meme” or a text you attached while sharing it your friend(s) on social media. From young children to adults, everyone enjoys memes because they are usual...
The truth about planet Earth
Daniel Hung and Adam Kara
January 18, 2018
The Earth. A planet we have lived on for millions of years. The very society that you inhabit right now. Throughout your lives you've believed that the Earth is a globe, or is it? In our opinion, we have been lied to for hundreds to thousands of years. There exists proof that the earth is not a sphere ...
March Madness slip-up
April 4, 2017
The iSchool is known for its very “out of the box” ideas and school spirit events like Twin Day, Shirt Day, and Family Feud. However, there's one extra important event for those basketball fans called March Madness. March Madness! Well, not the kind you know but the iSchool’s version of it. ...
Love-hate relationship with my pants
Anabelle Gonzalez, Reporter
March 31, 2017
You’re in the store trying on jeans. You’ve been in the store for an hour trying to find the perfect pair. Every one you’ve put on has - made your butt look flat, and some are too tight or too baggy. Then, once you find a pair that fits you flawlessly, fast forward to the next day, and you're wearing...
When your hair has a mind of its own
March 31, 2017
Filed under Humor
Do you ever feel like shaving your hair? Like just all of it to get rid of that demon on your head? When you're tying up your hair, does the elastic ever break and you have a meltdown? Well, I do, and if you do too let me give you some tips so you don't go bald. If you have curly hair like me, you know wha...
Luckily there’s a Family Guy!
Kamil Kuzminski, Reporter
March 27, 2017
Filed under Arts & Entertainment, Humor, Opinion, Video
Comedy - professional entertainment consisting of jokes and satirical sketches, intended to make an audience laugh. A rare breed in the pack that makes life worth living. From stand-up to memes, comedy offers a wide-range of humor from chuckles to balloon-bursting laughter. For Family Guy, this is ea...
Short, short, and angry
January 19, 2017
When I was in elementary school, I was taller than everyone. I was a nubian goddess walking through the fields of prosperity, and then everyone hit their growth spurts. I hit my growth spurt in third grade, which resulted in waiting another 4-5 years for the next one and by that time it was too lat...
Saturday Night Live: Joking or attacking?
January 11, 2017
Filed under Humor
Saturday Night Live, or SNL, is quite possibly one of the bravest and/or stupidest shows on earth. As the actors making fun in their own words our new “orange, stupid, soul eating president” and his new “best buddy PUTIN!!!” SNL had has been mocking our new about our new President-...