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How the government uses light bulbs to infiltrate your mind

How the government uses light bulbs to infiltrate your mind

Hudson Chou, Section Editor January 16, 2020

DISCLAIMER: This is a humor article. Please don’t take it seriously.    Light bulbs have become a staple in many homes around the world. According to eia.gov, almost 86% of people in America...

Bad. We need to get rid of all of these.

How water bottles enslave moisture

Hudson Chou, Section Editor January 9, 2020

DISCLAIMER: This article is about reusable water bottles, not about plastic ones. Also, it’s a humorous article, so please don’t take it seriously.    Today, many people use water bottles....

The summer camp experience

The summer camp experience

Oscar Fabricant, Reporter January 7, 2020

Welcome to our Summer Camp! Here at H.E. Lily Summer Camp For Youths, we are committed to giving every child the unique  ́Summer Camp Experience ́ everyone covets, but few can actually define. Campers...

iSchool students on sleep deprivation

Tokiyo Machida March 21, 2019

Nowadays, only 15% of teenagers in the US sleep over 8 hours, the required amount of sleep. Sleep deprivation is a huge problem among teens, and it can have consequences such as aggressiveness  towards...

Traffic jams in the hallways:

Traffic jams in the hallways:

Jane Smith March 19, 2019

The bell rings, cueing upwards of 20 students to all try to cram themselves through a small doorway as fast as humanly possible. Feet are squashed, some elbows are thrown and this only marks the start...

Verne Troyer vs. Andre the Giant

Verne Troyer vs. Andre the Giant

Ben Langsam January 18, 2019

Throughout history, there have been some matchups that everyone have wanted but never happened. Ali vs. Tyson, Jordan vs. LeBron, etc. But there has been matchups that could really change the way people...

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The most amazing article anyone has ever read

Samuel Dexter Dore January 18, 2019

News has always taken an important role in our culture, since it is how many, if not all of us get our information, whether through news itself, or hearing about news. It is the reason journalists should...

Evidence to prove that Kung Fu Panda is real

Evidence to prove that Kung Fu Panda is real

Jye Bloome, Copy Editor January 17, 2019

Picture this: You’re walking down the street in peace, minding your own business until you realize that there is a person rapidly approaching you. Eventually, the person comes up to you and asks to hand...

Snapchat vs. Instagram

Snapchat vs. Instagram

Maia Turman-Cooke, Reporter January 11, 2019

  You know when people say, “What happens in a place stays in a place.” It’s a different case for social media. What happens on social media stays on Google forever. According to the NORC...

A city-flocking pigeon overlooks the city with the help of his security cameras.

Pigeons: City folk or government spies?

Duncan Levine, Reporter January 10, 2019

If you live in New York City, or any city for that matter, you run into pigeons every day. At the bagel cart, walking home, or even in the subway, pigeons aren’t escapable. Whether you view them as “the...

Coffee Accident!

Lunchtime: The 45 minute rush for food!

Jesse Hoffman and Ruby Gower January 8, 2019

Lunchtime at any high school can be hectic, but the NYC iSchool in Manhattan has especially crazy lunch breaks. Stories abound about these city adventures, and often many things have happened by the time...

The customer is NOT always right

The customer is NOT always right

Fernando Rodriguez, Copy Editor January 8, 2019

There are many phrases within the english language that don’t make any sense; as a result, people have stopped saying them as to not look dumb or receive criticism for their use of the phrase. Many phrases,...

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