No More Karens

One of the biggest issues right now are karens. They’re people who believe they are entitled to either an expired coupon, a public space or speaking to a manager. They’re usually the ones to argue with people over little things. Going shopping or even working and having to deal with these people are the worst. Imagine having a long day at work and some entitled brat comes up to you to argue something out of your control. Like why maybe she couldn’t have something that wasn’t on sale for sale price, or why she can get a discount even though “another store does so”. Or going out with your family to have fun and they call the cops on you or somes up tp you for “being suspicious” or “causing a disturbance” when you’re just hanging out. Having to deal with their miserableness it’s just something no one should go through. Having no karens can save so much patience and time when doing tasks. Especially during time of covid when patience is needed. My proposal to help this problem is tom send these karens to a separate island off the coast of alaska. This island will solely be for people that are karens. 

How I will get these karens to agree to get on this island is pretty simple. Due to them being so entitled, I will work with corporations to have a program called “Customer is Always Right Program”. Necessarily this is a fake vacation for karens who have not gotten the right accommodations at a place of work or when they feel disturbed. This is a way for them to believe and agree to coming to this island due to their unbelievably personalities. This description of this island will basically say due to the companies fault that they couldn’t get the right accommodations, they are able to get a free week vacation on a special island.
On this island there will be hotels that look nice, and the Karens get good treatment at first to really sell this at first. When they get to their hotel room it would look nice and everything good. They would have activities planned out with the other Karens at that island. Over the week the hotel room water will be cold and bad pressure, the ac won’t work. The food will be backed up and the activities will be slow and backed up. What this necessarily does is hopefully be a rehabilitation area for these Karens because being surrounded by people just like yourselves that are constantly complaining in horrible conditions might help everyone and themselves. When they back from this “vacation” hopefully they have come in contact with reality and be more respectful, self conscious and more human. This can benefit everyone in the long run.